Has anyone tried the wine I suggested this week? I opened another bottle, but I am going to
save the post until early next week. I
figure one wine per week should be good, and it won’t make me look like I need
AA.
The other part of this blog belongs to my daughter, Cheyenne
(aka Mini Me), and her funny, off-the-wall comments. The reason I call her Mini-Me is because she
is very much like me. So, it is hard to
get mad at her when she says something smart and I know I would say the same thing (or have said it in the past). Sometimes the thing she says
drives me nuts, but most of the time all I can do is laugh. I have posted many of her remarks to my
Facebook page, but for this blog we'll start with #1.
Chey-ism #1
As I mentioned in my last post, my daughter and I were sick
this week with a cold. Although she was
under the weather, she still had a few funny things to say. One in particular
was when I asked her to go into the bathroom so I can give her some
medicine. When I walked into the bathroom
she had the bottle of Children’s Motrin open and already poured into the measuring
cup. Here is how the conversation went…
Chey: Mama, I opened the medicine bottle and I poured it for
you.
Me: You’re not supposed to do that.
Chey: Why?
Me: Because children aren’t supposed to open medicine.
Chey: Well, that was really stupid to put the directions on
the cap. It says push down and
turn. Then it says how much to pour. HELLLOOOO….CHILDREN CAN READ!!
THEN, to top it off…when the doctor asked if I was giving
her medicine for her fever, I said yes.
Then Chey said: No Mommy, remember I did it myself?
I’m now waiting for Child Protective Services to show up at
my door. I know there’s a CPS Counselor out there just waiting for the right moment.
Let’s hope it’s not this weekend.
TGIF!
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