The other day, my daughter dropped something and she made this weird sound. I asked her what was wrong. Here we go...
Chey: Nothing. I just wish I could cuss.
Me: What? Why?
Chey: Because, then I would have something to say when I dropped something or spilled something.
Me: You can say DARN or SHOOT.
Chey: That won't work.
(thinking.....)
Chey: Mama, since I can't say SHIT, can I say SHIZNIT?
Me: No! (BTW, I say that so I don't say the bad word.) And stop saying SHIT when you know you are not supposed to say it!
Chey: Okay, how about CRAP?
Me: No! (BTW, I say that so I don't say the bad word.) It's DARN or SHOOT or nothing at all.
Chey: Fine. I can't wait until I'm older.
Me: How old do you think you need to be to cuss?
Chey: When did you start cussing?
Me: 40
Chey: Okay, then I will start cussing at 40.
Me: Okay.
Hope you all have a cuss-free weekend.
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